SMS Jokes

SMS Jokes

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi
to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!

Last nite i had a dream abt U...I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...I asked GOD:Why it is so???GOD replied:"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!

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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.Girl: Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked

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A story with moralMy girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister
alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered
in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around &
walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing
there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."Moral:Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte

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A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see
anything there that u were not supposed to see?Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

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An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten
to zip up.Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.

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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai
ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

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People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,People who do less work.make less mistakes,People who do no work.make no mistakes,People who make no mistakes.get promoted.

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U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or
husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

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A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a
pennes like a peanut"Mom: " Do you mean its little"girl: " No Mom! Its salty."

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aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik
hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se
guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha
hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho
mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon

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wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge husband - magar yahan to nahin haiwife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!

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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .-

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The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the
bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT

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" GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira
intzar haiGIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma
WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI..
named him: SOME TIN WONG....